In early. No break. Out late. Followed by “home” work.

No break and out late means no gym class, no time to participate in healthy-lifesyle activities and no time to reduce my risk of extinction.

It’s a beautiful Saturday morning — I’m tired from being out late the night before, but at least I’m not hungover like my  girlfriends. {Btw, your suffering is my entertainment.. thank you : ) } The lack of physical activity throughout the week has caused me to feel like a beached whale, a blob. So I’m going to do something crazy. Something intense. Something I’ve sucked at my whole life.

I’m going to run, long distance.

I get to the seawall and I’m SO excited….. to finally use my new Skull Candy headphones. They’re badass, baby. I hook them up to my iTouch that’s sitting in my exercise armband and try to wind the cord around the clip to shorten it.

My first attempt is a fail. My second attempt is even worse. Clip falls out, cord unwinds, everything falls to the ground. @#$%! And then I ask for help. And help, helps me. I’m ready put myself through torture, but at least I’ll look good doing it.

My headphones are sitting on my shoulders and I reach up to put them on my hea…. SNAP!

O M F G. We stood there, mouth open, eyes wide, bodies bent forward, frozen, staring at eachother. My hands beside my head. My new headphones snapped in HALF. You cheap shit!

I ran and I ran hard. I ran 5.5km non-stop.

That’s a world record for me. The frustration of my new headphones snapping in half helped me run harder and longer… which is good right? And my headphones aren’t completely useless… I can still use them for many many things… right?? Yup.

I’m trying to get these exchanged but no where has them in white and silver anymore. I’m so sad. : (
So so sad.