I had the most hectic work week in my life… so far.

In early. No break. Out late. Followed by “home” work.

No break and out late means no gym class, no time to participate in healthy-lifesyle activities and no time to reduce my risk of extinction.

It’s a beautiful Saturday morning — I’m tired from being out late the night before, but at least I’m not hungover like my  girlfriends. {Btw, your suffering is my entertainment.. thank you : ) } The lack of physical activity throughout the week has caused me to feel like a beached whale, a blob. So I’m going to do something crazy. Something intense. Something I’ve sucked at my whole life.

I’m going to run, long distance.

I get to the seawall and I’m SO excited….. to finally use my new Skull Candy headphones. They’re badass, baby. I hook them up to my iTouch that’s sitting in my exercise armband and try to wind the cord around the clip to shorten it.

My first attempt is a fail. My second attempt is even worse. Clip falls out, cord unwinds, everything falls to the ground. @#$%! And then I ask for help. And help, helps me. I’m ready put myself through torture, but at least I’ll look good doing it.

My headphones are sitting on my shoulders and I reach up to put them on my hea…. SNAP!

O M F G. We stood there, mouth open, eyes wide, bodies bent forward, frozen, staring at eachother. My hands beside my head. My new headphones snapped in HALF. You cheap shit!

I ran and I ran hard. I ran 5.5km non-stop.

That’s a world record for me. The frustration of my new headphones snapping in half helped me run harder and longer… which is good right? And my headphones aren’t completely useless… I can still use them for many many things… right?? Yup.

I’m trying to get these exchanged but no where has them in white and silver anymore. I’m so sad. : (
So so sad.