Situated in the British Properties of West Vancouver is the utterly gorgeous and breath-taking Cullen house. Oh yes, I’m talking about stone cold, soft hearted, honey eyed, Bella loving vampire, Edward Cullen.

Let me show you around…

This is where Edward parks his Volvo C30 and proceeds to make me dinner.

This is where Edward and I relax.

This is where Edward and I… you know. Try really hard to kiss because we really really want to but he really really doesn’t want to crush and kill me.

Apparently, since the property has been on sale, there have been hundreds of little Twihards calling in requesting to sleep in the house for a few nights. Girls pleeeease. Get yo own vampire.

Sigh… I’d love to live in this house. I’d love it even more if somebunny like Edward Cullen loved me, was obsessed with me and thirsted for my blood… and lived in a house like this.

Too bad for me, I have yet to find him. Sooo… anyone have $3.3 million to donate to me?? {Christmas is coming up ;) }

XO,

PS. All donations are to be made to the Bunnie Fund. Thank you.