No one has to know
I’m alive!
The Olympic fever caused me to have an actual fever… or more like germ poisoning. How, you ask?? Well, me (& witnesses) think it’s from eating homemade chili… with a small strand of green dish sponge in it!! As you can see from the link, a dish sponge is one of the dirtiest pieces in the kitchen. My chili was accidentally contaminated by it. Gross. And then I had to poop. A lot. And then I had a fever.
All that aside, I felt like crap for 2 days so I thought I’d try to compensate by dolling up.I guess it worked. Thanks to the dish sponge owner for giving me a reason to dress up, a topic to blog about, allowing me to miss work and helping me lose 3 lbs. No hard feelings. :)




Jeggings| H&M
Cardigan | Wilfred
Tank w lace back| UB
Boston Joy | Gucci
Necklace | Forever 21
Gold Bangle| Aldo
Watch | Michael Kors
Shoes | Payless… I know.
Poop | Priceless
You too can look angelic while pooping.
XO,










