I’m alive!

The Olympic fever caused me to have an actual fever… or more like germ poisoning. How, you ask?? Well, me (& witnesses) think it’s from eating homemade chili… with a small strand of green dish sponge in it!! As you can see from the link, a dish sponge is one of the dirtiest pieces in the kitchen. My chili was accidentally contaminated by it. Gross.  And then I had to poop. A lot. And then I had a fever.

All that aside, I felt like crap for 2 days so I thought I’d try to compensate by dolling up.I guess it worked. Thanks to the dish sponge owner for giving me a reason to dress up, a topic to blog about, allowing me to miss work and helping me lose 3 lbs. No hard feelings. :)

Jeggings| H&M

Cardigan | Wilfred

Tank w lace back| UB

Boston Joy | Gucci

Necklace | Forever 21

Gold Bangle| Aldo

Watch | Michael Kors

Shoes | Payless… I know.

Poop | Priceless

You too can look angelic while pooping.

XO,

In 2010, taking out the trash is no longer be a chore…

Because the Louis Vuitton Raindrop Besace “trash” bag from their Spring 2010 collection will help you do it in style! You can even remove the straps… if you want to really look like you’re taking out the trash. Just don’t end up throwing it away.

I’m curious to know what inspired this idea. Oh, yeah, I was bored at home so I decided to ‘design’ a garbage bag that costs $2000.Yes, it’s new, its different. And maybe even a bit creative. But seriously… WTF! Maybe they’re trying to fit in with the ‘go green’ trend. Or maybe they’re paving the way for their new zip-lock wallets.  Whatever it is, it’s ironic – designer meets garbage.  Genius!

Would I wear this? Sureee…. why not. I’ll take the brown one please. I don’t think I can do authentic green trash bag. By the way, I said I’ll take. Not buy. My greens are staying in the bank for this one.

Hey here’s a bright idea! Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. Why not get your girlfriend one? Tell them Bunnie suggested it. { I’m kidding. Please don’t. I don’t want to end up in the trash. Aha! } Don’t feel like paying $2000? No problem! You can simply DIY this look with a garbage bag and a strap. After all, handmade gifts are the most sentimental right??

What do you

think?

Yup. It’s a no for me.

XO,

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{#FIVE}: Hobo Bag

Inspired by the large cloth satchels worn by hobos, the hobo bag is your everyday bag –- wear it to work, take it shopping and invite it to dinner. It’s practical and spacious enough to hold your essentials plus anything else you need. Not to mention, the hobo bag is ultra stylish and you’ll always look great, effortlessly.

Go ahead, be a bum.

XO Bunnie.

10 Things Every Girl Must Have…

[#6]: Pearls
[#7]: Clutch
[#8]: Timepiece
[#9]: Blazer
[#10]: Cuffs