Chanel vintage | Aldo pumps | Joe Fresh bracelet | No shame, just game

So this one night in Hollywood was completely OFF DA HOOK! We partay and partay and partaaaaay till the break of dawn and played and played and played with so many boys (pretty and not) that I can’t even remember. I’m such a whore. So this is me doing the walk of shame… down the Hollywood walk of fame. What can I say? I’m a blast in a glass, bitches!

Now if that was me and the exciting news I shared on my blog, I’d probably have a lot more readers…but I’m just boring old me. So someone take the idea and run with it. I guarantee that you’ll gain fame. Dirty, dirty fame.

So in reality, after having a lot of fun at MyHouse but encountering 0 pretty boys, I did the walk of fame in 4″ stilettos and a purple dress shirt I ripped off some poor boy. Just kidding. But LA does get chilly at night so my gentleman of a friend I was with lent me his shirt while he walked down the street topless. Again, I kid. But that would be pretty funny.

Despite the intoxicated bunnies I was with, we decided that this would be such an awesome outfit post. So after hiking up the dress a notch and getting weird stares from by-passers, here you have it — the ultimate boyfriend look.

Is there really any shame if you’re in Hollywood?

XO,

Whatever happened to kids in cute halloween costumes? Big fat pumpkins, fairy princesses, Bob the Builder, Dora the Explorer, bedsheet ghosts and bumblebees…. have now turned into this.

Introducing Noah Cyrus. Nine year old sister of Miley Cyrus at the Children Affected by AIDS Foundation halloween event. She may not be affected by AIDS, but she’s definitely affected by something strange….

Somebunny call 9-1-1, Shawty fire burning at the AIDS Foundation… Whoaaaa!

I don’t know about you guys, but I am 100%  NAY NAY for this look. Yuck. It’s wrong in SO many different ways.

Kids should be cute for Halloween. Kinda like this…

Okay, maybe  Noah Cyrus is a little too old for this. But hey, she’d probably look better than a skanky little gremlin.

Anyways…

Happy Halloween!!!

Okay, this is the CUTEST thing I’ve EVER seen.
Compliments of Jenn @ TheLovelyLife.

XO,

Yawwwn. It’s a Saturday afternoon and you’re strolling down Robson with one of your BFFs, sipping on a Starbucks iced coffee. Sweetened. Ahhh how I love the warmth of the sun on my skin, the smell of jalapeno and cheese smokies cutting the air, the sound of my bangles clanging as I reach into Marc by Marc for my Blackberry.

The typical weekend adventure… shopping for little knick-knacks and paddy-whacks, all so regular… all. so. normal.

Hmmm mmm… but why settle for normal, when you can have exciting? Why be regular, when you can be silly? Why be just okay, when you can laugh till your tummy hurts? You know I’m right.

So go ahead, let loose. Be silly. :)

{ tmak & I }

And that’s exactly what we did on a sunny Saturday afternoon! We were peeking into Winners when something hot pink caught my eye. And then I noticed it was not alone. There were a lot of other hot pink “goodies” available. Heh heh heh… I’ve got a brilliant idea…

When’s the last time you did something absolutely ridiculous?

{ ripped leggings }
{ dry fit by Nike }
{ shoes by… who knows }

I know what you’re thinking… that’s not a one piece?! No, it’s not. For almost every person I showed these pictures to, the first thing they said was: “Where the HELL do they sell clothes like that?” Sorry dude, you’re not that lucky. You’ll have to learn how to be super stylish like us to put together a hot number like this. { You have to admit, we look pretty cute. }

Just a word of caution – as much as I love fashion, PLEASE do not go out and buy an outfit like this. NO NO NO! This is just a joke. If I ever see you wearing this on the street, I will hurt you! However, you ARE allowed to have fun. :)

XO,

ps. No bunnies were hurt in the process, just one with really sore cheeks.