where have you bean?

{Warning: The acts that you are about to see were performed by a male. The contents of this post may be shocking to some. If you are pregnant, have a heart condition, or a shitty boyfriend, this post is not recommended for you. Please consult your physician before proceeding.}

simple basics

Hi Baby :)

imu bean!

Press here. And here. And here. In case I mess up.

sleeping bean

To most I’m Bunnie;
To one I’m bean.

Bunnie? Bean? Doesn’t matter to me.

Sweet pink notes
make me take off my jeans.

Poetic. Hah ;) I’m obviously sweeter.

XO,

PS – All it takes to make a girl : ) is a sharpie and some post-its. It’s just THAT easy.

Listen B*tch, I’ve been patiently waiting for you to tell me how your trip was because I’m genuinely interested in what you did, what you bought, and your overall well being. If you make me wait any longer, I’m going to remove myself as a member of your blog, unfollow you on Twitter, delete you off my Facebook and never read your blog again.

. . .

Holy shit. Okay. I’m off my lazy Bunnie butt…. and this post is Just. For.You.

LA is not really “As Seen on TV.”  TV and movies are deceiving. Everything seems much bigger and more glamorous than it really is…

Okay, I lied.
It’s still pretty freakin’ awesome to be…

shopping on Rodeo Drive {hello Miu Miu and Emma Roberts}…

looking over Santa Monica Pier {and Speidi’s engagement spot}…

eating at Toast {aka we hope Brody Jenner is eating here today}…

eating some more at Joan’s on 3rd within 10 feet of Misha Barton…

and looking to the right and seeing the Hollywood sign… {Yes, it’s Miley Cyrus.}

. . .

And did I mention… We made it to DisneyFreakinLand?!

Okay, I know you guys are dying for some sunny bunny fabulous pictures… eat your heart out.

Spotted: THE Hollywood sign… on our way back to the car after satisfying our Pinkberry craving for the hour. Although it was far far away and we were obviously too short to get a good view of it, we tried to take a picture of it.

Hey! Great idea. Let’s get someone to take a picture of us with the sign in the background! So like any other happy Asian tourist, we asked some random on the street to help us out. Of course he agreed… after giving us a ‘you are a funny alien from a foreign land’ look.

You see the teeny weeny Hollywood sign in the back that you can hardly see?  His masterpiece. Notice anything else you can’t see?

Yeah. WE’RE NOT IN THE DAMN PICTURE.
My friend, YOU are a funny alien from a foreign land.

Anyways, aside from meeting funny people, stalking celebrities and EEEEE!-ing over everything in sight, we managed to do a little shopping, and a lot of window shopping. I know you nosy people are wondering what I bought… {it’s okay, I’m nosy too} so here are the two that are worth mentioning. :)

I’m sure you can see with your little eyeballs that LA was a damn good trip.

Where does Bunnie go next??

XO,

I’m baaaack!

Miss me? No? It’s okay. My mom did.

I came back  from Los Angeles Monday night only to find that the sun that embraced me over the last 4 days didn’t follow me home. I thought we loved eachother? Wah wah. :(

Instead, I came home to rain, rain, and more rain. We ran off the plane with our scarfs wrapped around our heads to avoid getting soggy and although it was pouring, there was something really comforting about the rain. Hmmm home sweet home.

Because I’m so freakin’ smart, I took the following day off work… which was a damn good idea because I needed the rest. And another cocktail. At 2pm, I was downing a glass of water to get rid of my full blown afternoon buzz and strawberry tomato face. Oh the perks of being Asian {and of knowing how to use Photoshop}.

{ Mickey Mouse shirt? Uh yea, I’m still on vacation. }

We decided to use Allegiant Airlines for our trip, which flies out of Bellingham, WA over to LA. Since we needed to drive to the Canadian-US border, wait in line, get interrogated by border patrol before being released to flee to the airport, we needed to leave a few hours ahead of time. And because the last time we didn’t, we missed our flight to Vegas. Fail.

This time, somehow along the way, we managed to @#$% it up again. We ended up getting to the airport 30 minutes before the flight — latest check in time: 45 minutes prior. We literally raced into the airport only to stand in a freaking line while waiting for 2 slooooww motion parties to check in. Holy @#$%ing shit I thought I was going to have a heart attack!!! If I did, how would I ever… *c r o a k * … blog again??!

It was finally our turn to check in and the bitter agent proceeded to remind us how LATE we were. Yes, I @#$%ing know check-in is at least 45 mins before the flight. Why the @#$% do you think I’m @#$%ing panicking so much??? So can we get on? Yes. Oh, but I don’t know about your check-in luggage. It may or may not make it on to the plane. WTF? So how are WE going to get on the plane, but the luggage isn’t? This is a freakishly small airline. I can SEE the plane sitting there, 10 feet away. Just let me do it myself, Useless.

Not taking any chances, we decided to toss the check-in luggage. I ripped open my carry-on and stuffed as much of C’s clothes in as I could. The rest? Stuffed it into a large Gucci dust bag. We raced to the security check, each with 2 purses thrown over our shoulders, a mini carry-on ungracefully dragging behind, clothes hanging off anything that you could hang clothes off of, and hugging an over sized potato sack, A designer potato sack.

We’re going to Los Angeles, bitch. Brody Jenner is waiting for us and you, your measly airline, or time can’t stop us. Mooo cha cha cha cha!!!

XO,

PS. It was fun. You think I’d leaving you hanging like that? To be continued…

In just T-6 days, C & I are going to be heading down to

Los Angeles

Okay, so I’ve never been there before {except to Disneyland when I was 9… which doesn’t count} so I’m SUPER excited! We’ll be leaving on Nov.13 and staying for only 4 days and 3 nights. Wish we could have made the trip longer, but unfortunately, in order to afford to go on a trip {and shop… and pay for the massive bill that will result from it}, we need to go back to something called WORK. Wah wah!

Since we have absolutely NO idea where to go or what to do, we did a bit of research and found some places we’d like to visit – Hollywood, Melrose, Rodeo Drive, Universal Studios… umm and then it stops there.

Okay I lied. We know exactly what we want to do. We’re going to eat until our tummies explode into Bunnie bits and shop until we’re so broke we can’t afford to come back home or buy another meal. Wow I think I just killed myself. :)

{ C & I in Vegas; July 09 }

Anyways… I’m sure there are some LA must sees and hot-spots that we don’t know about. So, I need your help.

We want to go shopping, eat at yummy restaurants and explore the city – all within 4 days. Not much time, I know. {We don’t even have time for DisneyLand!} I know some of you have been to LA and others of you live there.. *wink.

Recommendations for Bunnie, anybunny?

Greatly appreciated. Loves you :)

XO,

A week plus of stressing over what to be for Halloween, and it’s finally over. I’m sorry I’ve been MIA for a while – it’s been a hectic weekend with Halloween parties on Friday & Saturday… and birthday celebrations on Sunday… for me!! :)

I hope all you bunnies had an awesome weekend! {Did anyone dress up as a bunny??} And for those that live in places that don’t celebrate Halloween, come visit next year and join the fun!

I tend to always enjoy Halloween. I love dressing up to be something (that I’m not), stuffing my face with Crunchie, Crispy Crunch, and Reese’s Pieces, and being in the company of 1000s of others dressed up to the occasion. And, also because events of the night lead into that one day that marks another year. The day  I grow a little older and my butt sags a little lower. HOT.

Pumpkin carving contest at work… and our team we won!!
The pumpkin and I ended up kind of looking alike.

Can anyone guess what I’m dressed up as??

{Probably Not. Betty Boop. Poop. Poop.}

I came across this random baby chickadee when I was shopping Downtown.
She’s so cute and plump! I just want to eat her!!! Mmmm chicken.  :)

Downtown Vancouver’s Granville Street blocked off for Halloween.
I love shit like this.

♥ Inspiration: America’s Next Top Model Cycle 13 rope photoshoot.

After tons of procrastination, and deep thought, we finally came up with something again, inspired by Top Model. Our original idea was to make a costume out of rope.

Hey! What are you guys dressing up as this year? Rope. What? Rope. Uhh…

So we scrapped that idea. And we were really lazy.

- The Catch of the Day -

I have to admit, we still didn’t know what we were dressing up as.
We called our selves “Shit that Washed Ashore.”
Others called us “Sea Debris” or “Sea Ladies.”

Finally, on Halloween after a few too many drinks, we cleverly became
The Catch of the Day.
Admit it. It’s witty.

THIS. IS. SPARTA. in a SKIRT.
A man made skirt. No joke. Talk about talent.
Topless talent. And shameless self-promotion.
You’re so very welcome, stud.

{ Me & Pi from LifeofPi.ca }

Me & my pre-birthday flowers. Thank you :)
I feel like I just won a contest… a contest for best Halloween costume. YEA YEA!
Thank you, thank you.

That’s it for Bunnie’s Halloween! Awoooo!!

XO,

halloween. A day where kids look cute, males look horrendous and females have an excuse to be provocative. And others… hand out candy. With a week and a half left to go, I hope you guys have your costumes ready and weekends planned out!

Okay, so maybe Halloween is a bit overrated, much like NYE. But nonetheless I thoroughly enjoy the occasion { after being completely stressed over what I’m going to dress up as and finding somewhere to go. Did I mention it’s my birthday the very next day. Yay, more stressful planning }.

So in anticipation of this overrated fun occasion, I thought I’d write a ‘pre-Halloween’ post to get us all in the Halloween spirit { is there such thing?}… and because I’m at a loss of what to blog about.

{circa 2007}

My first time carving a pumpkin on my own! Gotta love the goo.

5 mins later… I have to poke holes EVERYWHERE?!
Ugh what did I get myself into??

The end result. Not bad, huh?
Never again. I’m way too impatient for this.

BTW, pictures from 2 years back? Shudder.

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On another note, some of you have asked me,

Bunnie, are you going to be a bunny for Halloween??
Huk huk huk.

I know it sounds fitting, but the answer is no. Why? Because I’ve done it before. Twice. In a row. I’m SO over the whole boring Halloween costume thing. I’ve done it way too much…

Pink Bunny.
Black Bunny.
Uhh School teacher/Receptionist/Secretary/Librarian.
‘Sexy’ Nurse.
Oh how I’ve grown.
See what I mean?

I’m b-o-r-i-n-g.
Mainly because I’m too lazy to think of something un-boring to be.

However… last year, my BFFs and I decided to put our thinking caps on and come up with something “original.” Okay, so it’s not completely original, hence the quotations, but hey, it’s an improvement don’t cha think?

♥ Inspiration: America’s Next Top Model Cycle 9 flower photoshoot.

“Are you Eve? Because my name is Adam…”
Seriously, I’m not kidding.

We’ve got something partially creative lined up this year, but we will be missing a team member :(

Stay tuned…

So what’s your get-up this year?

XO,