Ying, Yang and Foot Massages

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Zara blazer, pants | Wilfred Free tee | Aldo shoes | H&M clutch
Le Chateau white leather cuff | Multi-color bracelet from Egypt

Foot massages. I love them. I went for my first foot massage about 2 years ago, and shortly after, I was addicted. I started going a 2-3 times a month. I had a problem. So I had an intervention, and now, I rarely go. Just recently, a new modern reflexology spa called Foot Lounge just opened. Trouble.

It’s a great lounge. The massages are awesome. But my favorite part is this: they have a masseuse who gives foot readings. Foot what? Readings. In smart people terms, podomancy.

Your feet tell a story. The right is your masculine side, your Ying. It symbolizes work, money, “manly” things. (Debatable.) The left is your feminine side, your Yang. It symbolizes decision making, trust, and other “girly” things. According to my awesome masseuse, my Ying is dominant over my Yang. I’m a manly she-male who sucks at decision making (truth) and trusting people (truth too). To strengthen my Yang, I need to cut down on sweets. Stress causes me to eat sweets, which in turn, clouds my judgement and triggers bad decision making. Note to self: do not mix alcohol and sugar.

Now if I want to manifest my Ying and make it stronger, I need to find a regular social activity. Like, sports. Pleease. I told the masseuse that I do engage in a social activity. It’s called blogging. Apparently, sitting in front of your computer alone for hours is not a social activity. What?

Anyways, while I’m getting my massage and podomany on, I’m feeling all zen and shit. Our deep, intellectual conversation about my life is suddenly interrupted: [in Chinese] “WAAAAAH! You need to get a lymph node massage!!! Your legs are sooo FAT!” Yup. That’s a typical traditional Chinese woman for you. Mind you, during the foot massage you could only see my calves. So now I have fat calves too, right under my fat thighs. Common theme?

My BFF and I did burst out laughing though. No offence taken.

XO,

bunnie

PS – I thought this outfit was appropriate for the post because it’s bold and strong. Since I’m manly and all.

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17 bunnie notes Leave a Comment ↓

  1. 1

    I love colours! I wore an almost identical outfit to this back in October, cept with a skirt and not pants!
    http://allthingspearly.blogspot.com/2011/10/2011.html

  2. 2

    LOL – sounds like a great time at the foot lounge! love the outfit, the blazer is great!!

    fashionable footprints

  3. 3

    Hahah! I always love your posts. Very manly outfit indeed.

  4. 4

    I kind of want a foot massage after reading this (though how typical to be called “fat”… your legs are NOT fat, btw. Love the primary colours in this outfit; that clutch is fab.

    xo, alison*elle

  5. Jen #
    5

    Love the outfit, bright and bold.
    Foot readings sound interesting, but I could never. I can’t handle anybody touching my feet, I am so very ticklish.

  6. 6

    HELLO CUTE OUTFIT —>WWW.FASHIONLIFE-PEGGY.BLOGSPOT.COM–>

  7. 7

    I adore this outfit – the colors are fantastic together. I love your story, my favorite thing is foot massages, but so typical for the chinese lady to yell about your legs. It’s like being back at home :)

    Red Soles and Red Wine

  8. 8

    I like foot massages too. I get them in China and they feel so good.

    Cute blazer. Blue, white and red are good combos.

    http://www.thegirlieblog.com

    Bunnie says:


    in China, the foot massages are like, $5!!!!! Not fair. :(

  9. 9

    Great outfit!

  10. 10

    hahahahahaha i fuckin love you! so funny

    Bunnie says:


    LOL I love you too! xo

  11. 11

    have a beautiful blog! I looked around a little and I loved it! the blazer is very nice and combined with the wallet!
    I follow you … follow me too?
    kisses

  12. 12

    Cobalt looks amazing on you lady! Thanks so much for becoming a Rosebud!

    Bunnie says:


    thank you for budding me! :)

  13. 13

    LOL.. There is absolutely nothing manly about you! Love this look. You look gorgeous. You’re stories are too funny :)

  14. 14

    very american-patriot type look



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