Everyone knows, bunnies poo. A lot.
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Don’t take this the wrong way, it’s not a case of TMI where you need to be immature and go ‘Ewwwww! You’re gross!‘ while squirming uncomfortably in in your chair. I’m just stating the facts. And that fact is, bunnies poo a lot.
In attempt to rid my body of all the junk that I’ve been overdosing myself with over the winter holidays, I’m going to do the probably nearly impossible. A @#$%ing cleanse. I am THE worst at controlling what I eat, when I eat, how much I eat. Although I have become more disciplined over the past while.
I chose the Wild Rose Herbal D-Tox program after hearing about it from some brave souls. Apparently, it makes you feel good and energized. Like the energizer bunny. Which I am not. However, it also apparently makes you poo. Multiple times a day. Yessss. That, I can do.
The program lasts for 12 days. You take 2x 3 types of pills – a cleanser, bile inducer, laxative – and 30 drops of a herbal extract, twice daily. And eat anything you want — except for dairy, shell fish, cake, candy, cereal, flour, fruit juice, peanuts, white or brown sugar, mushrooms, pasta, white rice, bananas, honey, thick soups, oranges, sodium etc…. you know, anything you want, you can have.
So we’ll see how this goes. It’s day 1 and I’m hungry and light-headed. I’m going to need some help.
Anyone else done a cleanse…. and survived?
XO,
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oh wow, that sounds…tough. good luck! I usually just go for a run when I feel the need to shed some weight
Yipes tough love, I’d love to try one too but I have no willpower at the moment with Chinese New Years coming up this week. Good luck! It would be great if you could do a little diary/journal about your cleanse and what kinds of foods you eat that day.
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OMG! Sounds mean! Hope you survive hun!!
bckhsis says:
May 3rd, 2012 1:57 pm
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You are so funny. Hope the Detox is going well!
We’re on the same boat. I harsh pigged out this holiday season. WAY too much chocolate. I’ve been looking to do something like this. Update me on whether it works! I’ve heard about many detoxes, but they don’t work. But hey, if it means just pooing, it’ll be an easy peasy detox. Good luck!
I did the Master Cleanse once and did not survive.
That being said however, good luck!!
so what CAN you eat? hahaha! happy pooing bunnie!!!
I JUST finished the Wild Rose. and Yes, it does make you poop a lot haha but other than that, I really didn’t see anything else come from it. I wasn’t really more energized or anything
I’ve done it!!! a few years back, it was sooo good!! the only thing was the list of nono’s…. but when you get through it you’ll see a difference! : ) so worth it
tell me how this goes babe. im in need of a detox as well
I’m just starting this program… You can’t eat anything you want… I put on some weight after eating organic for a long time and the cleanse was recommended to me… I’m going to not eat anything but drink water for three days and then start organic food again! It’s hard, I know it’ll be worth it!
Detox programs can be very hard on your intestines. If there is any claim that they can make you feel energized then it’s very likely they have active ingredients that increase your cortisol and adrenaline all of which increase your heart rate–proceed with caution.