Where’s your fat?

Generally, women are in the shape of…

apples or pears.

{Who cares about guys.}

And then there are bamboo sticks, toothpicks, and women without an ounce of fat on their bony frames. If you are the latter, go away. You don’t belong here.

Me? I’m a pear. And I may live longer than you apples out there.

Apparently, if you have more fat in your bottom half – your butt & thighs – you may live longer because your fat can trap harmful particles and release beneficial compounds. It’s like a superhero.

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Another reason I’m glad to be a pear?

When you overeat {and man do I overeat}, the fat in your legs get a piece of the action – they absorb the fat from your meal. It’s kind of like a bitch, don’t even THINK about hogging that fat to yourself sort of deal. {Don’t you wish more people demanded that of you?} The result? The rest of your body is spared from being overwhelmed by your massive dietary fat intake. Yum. No wonder I can never lose thigh fat. That, and because I’m lazy.

For more, visit Vancouver Sun: Fat thighs, bum may help you live longer

Which one are you ?

XO,

PS – Don’t tell me I’m not a pear when my bathing suit set consists of a XS top and a M sized bottom. Mix and match rocks!

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  1. 1

    I am a fellow pear :) haha but I think i’m running out of room in my thighs and it’s starting to spread elsewhere! I heard pear shape women have less complications in giving birth as well.

  2. 2

    Hmm I think I’m more of a pear than an apple. :)

  3. 3

    yay to pear-shaped women!

  4. 4

    I’m a sad apple. I’m underweight but my waist is STILL one size bigger than my chest. sigh

  5. 5

    I’m a pear!:D pear rocks^^

  6. 6

    I am definitely, definitely a pear. I know what you mean about the mix & match swimsuits! I don’t know what I’d do without that!

  7. 7

    Woo for pears! Well, I’m not sure if I’m a pear, but if you’re another Asian with an ass then yay I like you!!

    How do you even tell if you’re a pear though? I think I’m more of a.. cube.

  8. Manita #
    8

    I’m an APPLE! Your fat is better than mine =)

  9. chinchilla #
    9

    i’m an upside down lollipop :(

  10. 10

    i wish i was a fruit, i’m just plain mishapen ! :(
    i’ve got a butt and thighs with no hips, and fat tummy *sigh*

  11. 11

    I am pear shaped. I have accepted the fact that Ill never be able to achieve thin legs. Oh wells!
    Big hips & booty are in my genes/jeans.
    Embrace what you got!!
    :)

    -Jessica Mai

    maiphilosophy.blogspot.com/

  12. 12

    What’s it called when you’re fat everywhere? Not sure if there’s a fruit for that…
    Except for my wrists, I’m jiggly everywhere :(
    Tummy might be the worst… and apparently that’s the most dangerous kind of fat :S

  13. 13

    i’m a…..upside down squash??? lolllll i have no idea. fat goes to my boobs and thighs

  14. gLo #
    14

    I wish I could gain some fat on my ass/legs.. I’m a stupid stick

  15. 15

    Whoo I’m a pear! Man at least one good thing comes outta these humongous thighs. I ha a love/hate relationship with my thighs. All the fat goes there, the boobs, and now it’s spilling over into my stomach. The madness needs to stop! LOL

  16. 16

    hmm i think i’m a pear too, haha interesting post!! x

  17. 17

    I’ve always been proud to be a pear – sometimes my small breasts wouldn’t mind sharing a bit of that fatty action, but sigh, what can you do?

    Funny post.

  18. Amy #
    18

    i’m skinny as heck (bless my lucky stars) but when i have gained weight or if i could, i’d probably be a little apple. definitely wouldnt go to my ass or thighs! more like my tummy and FACE!!! the worse! haha

  19. 19

    Thanks for following me bunnie!!!! I love your blog, every entry is interesting! =)

    PS I’m a pear too…I hate my thighs and tummy!!!! At least you’re a cute pear!



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