Wake up, bitch
You’ve all recovered from the holidays and it’s time to get down to business. You’ve made some new years resolutions and unlike last year, and the year before, and the year before, you’re going to try really really hard to keep. them. all. And for more than just a couple of months.
Hmmm… sounds like you’re going to need some help.
If you’re like most people, you probably didn’t get around to checking off all the goals on your 2009 list or keeping your resolutions for the duration of the year. Yeah yeah, you’re not the only one… even worse, you’re just like everyone else. Lazy. Boring. Procrastination-Prone. Useless. Sounds like you’re setting yourself up for failure. Aww do you feel sad and depressed now? Wah wah. It’s your fault.
It’s only a week into 2010 and if you haven’t woken the hell up, it’s not too late…. yet. But WTF are you waiting for?? Last time I checked, you aren’t getting any younger and time isn’t passing by any slower. So get off your lazy ass and do something!
Stop letting opportunities pass you by and seriously, stop handing them off to losers who are SO much less deserving than you. Stop making your lame excuses and set some realistic and attainable goals. Better yet, write them down and plaster them on your big forehead. Don’t let your stupid habits from 2009 carry on into the new year. And be determined to do the things you want to do, to achieve the success that you know you’re capable of. It may not be easy, but you’re never going to get anywhere if you aren’t going to try. Weight’s on your shoulders. You ready?
Wake up bitch, or you’re going to be left
BEHIND.
XO,
PS – What do I do? You make goals and resolutions. You figure out what steps you’re going to take to achieve them, and most importantly, WHEN you’re going to achieve them by. Don’t try to tackle it in one go. You’ll never do it. Trust me, Mama Bunnie knows. ♥
haha wow that was some tough love!
wow…great post darling!
This post deserves a “Yes, We Can” chant followed up by a fist pump.
Alright, alright, quit kicking me in the ass. I’ll get to that goddamn gym today whether I like it or not!
**Sob sob** I try my best. :( haha
You go girl!
this post has scared me into action ;p
my yearly horoscope has suggested that i hire a personal trainer
and i want to hire you
tough bun
woah
x
Good good post! It will hopefully make me get off my butt and really do the things I want to achieve. Thank you!! I’m sure I will do some steps now to achieve my goals!
sadly, i am one of those people but i’ve definitely given myself a good kick up the ass and i’m ready to take on 2010! lol
i’ve set myself realistic and achievable goals/resolutions this year, and i’m gonna make damn sure i achieve them, no more slacking off!
thanks for the post dear, it’s definitely a good wake up call. ;)
Tell it like it is, girl! :) I didn’t make and new years resolutions for the reason that I think improvement should be an on-going thing, not something you vow to do on Jan 1st (then leave it behind by Jan 4) and thats it.
You can so do it, I have total faith in you! Just take baby steps every day and soon you will have the entire goal accomplished! :)