You’ve all recovered from the holidays and it’s time to get down to business. You’ve made some new years resolutions and unlike last year, and the year before, and the year before, you’re going to try really really hard to keep. them. all. And for more than just a couple of months.

Hmmm… sounds like you’re going to need some help.

If you’re like most people, you probably didn’t get around to checking off all the goals on your 2009 list or keeping your resolutions for the duration of the year. Yeah yeah, you’re not the only one… even worse, you’re just like everyone else. Lazy. Boring. Procrastination-Prone. Useless. Sounds like you’re setting yourself up for failure. Aww do you feel sad and depressed now? Wah wah. It’s your fault.

It’s only a week into 2010 and if you haven’t woken the hell up, it’s not too late…. yet. But WTF are you waiting for?? Last time I checked, you aren’t getting any younger and time isn’t passing by any slower. So get off your lazy ass and do something!

Stop letting opportunities pass you by and seriously, stop handing them off to losers who are SO much less deserving than you. Stop making your lame excuses and set some realistic and attainable goals. Better yet, write them down and plaster them on your big forehead. Don’t let your stupid habits from 2009 carry on into the new year. And be determined to do the things you want to do, to achieve the success that you know you’re capable of. It may not be easy, but you’re never going to get anywhere if you aren’t going to try. Weight’s on your shoulders. You ready?

Wake up bitch, or you’re going to be left

BEHIND.

XO,

PS – What do I do? You make goals and resolutions. You figure out what steps you’re going to take to achieve them, and most importantly, WHEN you’re going to achieve them by. Don’t try to tackle it in one go. You’ll never do it. Trust me, Mama Bunnie knows. ♥

Random finding of the day…

Upon going to the ladies room at the work office, I came across a funny object sitting on top of the toilet paper dispenser.

Oh yeah, you can find tons of things in the women’s washroom: eye liner, blush brushes, tampon wrappers, unused {and sometimes used} pads, hair extensions, oil blotting sheets… but a rubber page flipper? Random.

{Yes, I brought my phone into the washroom with me and yes, I took a picture of it.}

I guess the woman this belongs to had to run to the bathroom really urgently and forgot to take it off. Or maybe she had to to drop the kids {and the rubber page flipper} off at the pool. Or maybe she needed it to help her unravel the toilet paper. Or maybe she dropped it in the toilet and didn’t want to bring it back. Or maybe she was reading in the stall and needed it to help flip the pages. Or maybe… her purpose for it is none of the above. Hmmm….

Either way, I was pretty startled when I saw this sitting to my right. Definitely something new. And not to mention, it was pretty uncomfortable going wee wee with such odd company. Look at it! It just sat there. Quietly. Semi-transparent. Staring at me. Grippy and all like a sea cucumber. With that kind of texture, I bet it’s real good at absorbing all sorts of odors. Gross.

What’s the most random thing you’ve seen lately?

XO,