Deck the halls with gifts for Bunnie. Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Dear Santy Claus,
My wishlist this year isn’t like the rest. I’m too old for a Barbie doll. I’m too cool for a teddy bear. And I’ll die if I get another pair of fuzzy slippers. I’m a big Bunnie now. And these are what big bunnies NEED.
My very own Dyson Vacuum to pick up all the hair I shed. I think I’ve made a break through discovery. There seems to be a negative correlation between age and hair: The more your age increases, less hair you have. Wow, I’m smart.
A magic potion, special serum, secret food to keep my dry hands from ever being dry again. I can touch a maximum of 5 things before my hands crack open and my insides pour out.
A drastic drop in the housing market. A few thousand dollars for a house is good. I can afford that, thanks. OR you could just get me a house. I recommend Soprovich.com.
Laser eye surgery… for both eyes. {in case you were thinking of being cheap.} I’m nearly blind as a bat. Okay maybe not that bad, but without prescription eye wear, you look like a blurry blob to me… unless you’re about two inches away… which isn’t necessarily a bad thing if you’re a cute boy. But then maybe you’re be dirty. Or maybe you have stinky breath. Um, yeah. Laser eye surgery please.
Longer, plusher, fuller eyelashes. The laws of attraction are not in my favor and I have a feeling it’s because I’m aging. I’m thinking…. if you make my peepers a little prettier and a little peepier, I could use them to my advantage to lure little boys and old men. {No in betweens please.} After all, batting your eyelashes works right? And it’s sexy right? And I’d be really seductive…. right??
A happy, perky bum. You may {or may not} find this hard to believe, but the junk I have in the trunk is NOT typical for an Asian girl. Oh sure, I’ve got a bum bum, what a great ass-set. You say that now. But you’ll be laughing at me when I have rashes from my butt dragging on the ground and slapping against my thighs.
A new winter coat… with no holes, no rips, no lint and all the buttons in tact. I think that’s pretty straight forward.
The Snuggie {as seen on TV} because I probably won’t get a new winter coat. {And I probably wouldn’t like it anyways.} How does this serve as a substitute for a coat? You never know. I may just wear it out. New trend. Coming to a runway near you.
An anti-yawning pill. I’m serious. There’s something about sitting in a room and staring at someone talk for an hour in a monotone voice with no facial expression that induces me to yawn. Of course, you can’t open your mouth to let it out, so you clamp it shut. And then it happens. Your nostrils flare. And they flare really big. You look stupid. And then it happens another 15 times.
A {ridiculous} salary increase. Or a really really… really really big bonus. One that will allow me to buy a Dyson vacuum, my first house, and a classic Chanel. And maybe a Birkin bag. And the Marc Jacobs Stam too. And a pair of Chrissy Lous. And a diamond ring.
{Just imagine how much stress (and debt) some lucky guy would be relieved of… Yes I know, really, it’s beneficial for all.}
I’d also like to be able to donate to charity and feed and shelter the less fortunate in my area. Wait no, make that the world. : )
♥ Please and thank you.
XO,
P.S. Did I mention I make the best Pillsbury ready to bake cookies? And I have milk. Skim milk. {Trust me, you’ll thank me later.} Oh and you’re ridiculously good looking.
Haha! That is the greatest list. Very grown up! I especially love the laser eye surgery because I’m the same! I would love to get it too. And a house….always to be able to donate to charities!
Haha! You’re so cute! Laser eye surgery is great. I’d love to get a pay increase for Christmas!
you are tooo darn cute….love your wish lists!!! I had Lasik surgery ’bout 9 years ago and it was great….you should get it done!!!
Hope you have a wonderful Xmas this year and also all of your wishes will come true!!!
love,
fashionista
omg, I have way too much junk in my trunk :( high 5 to salary increase and thicker lashes :)
haha great list, but I feel sorry for Santa b/c he’s going to have a tough time filling this out!
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That is so cute, bunny! Well, since you already have beautiful, full lashes and a tight, little bum, I hope you get the rest of what you are wishing for, especially that ridiculous salary increase.
haha, you’re too cute bunnie. great list too, can i borrow it? it’s pretty much what i’m asking for, minus the winter coat & snuggie cos it’s summer in oz now, lol. oh, and my bf just bought me the best vacuum cleaner ever! so i won’t need one of those either, hehe.
ps. i’m as blind as a bat too. >.<
santa’s workshop is gonna shut down with this baller list of yours. hahaha! ;P i want a house too!!! pick me, pick me!!! and a snuggie… you mean the cults coat? hhahaha! have you seen the cougar printed one?!?!?
i got laser eye surgery 3 years ago… works for me! i just hope it doesn’t go back to being bad! :(
i have a dyson vacuum! you have to get one! they are soooooo good! mind you, it’s not technically mine, it”s my sisters but i use it all the time haha :P
for your dry hands, have you tried the lóccitane hand cream they’re really good and i love them in winter :)
ZOMG ZOMMGMGMGGGGG ASDJJ NYAAHHHHHHHHHHHHOWZA!
okay, okay… calm down.. breathe.
i would be HONORED to stroll down robson in cult capes with you. HONORED.
Great list. All I want for Christmas is Chanel 2.55 :)
We got our first snowfall a few days ago. It’s still not too bad, feels like -17 they say on TV, lol
Lucky you’re in Vancouver, now for the Olympics! I wish I could go watch figure-skating.Are you gonna go to any of the events?
Haha…cute list! ;) I want me a perky bum too!!!
BAHAHAHAHA! You are f*****g hilarious!!!!!
I have a very un-asian bum too… and shed hair like a cat also…
If Santa answers ur wishes…please tell him to visit me next…
What a deeeeeelightful blog you have! How have I not discovered it until now? :D
This is a cute post! I enjoyed reading it. :)
This is cool!
Have a great weekend! :)
My eyes have always been good but have been getting worse recently. Probably because my job (well, former job) had me staring at computers all day. I will most definitely get the laser surgery if it gets bad enough.
You are too cute, hope your bum gets all set for ya! I need the vaccum and other necessities too, some of the clothing isn’t as appealing when your apartment can’t be all clean. You have such a lovely heart too for wishing for $$ for charity.
aww what a cute post. full of actual/useful things. I couldn’t even think of a list this year really! i actually do need laser eye surgery too!
Housing prices are gonna go wayyyyy up… better buy a house soon Bunnie!
I can’t wait to get laser eye surgery too but I think I’m going to wait another year or two before I go ahead with it just so I know my eyes are super stable (and also saving up $$$ from my Health Spending Acct benefits). Let me know if you really get it done!!
I secretly want a snuggie too! But i refuse to pay for one.
Hey, haha so funny.
I wish for thicker, longer eyelashes too.
And a foundation that will hide any imperfections for life. Also a GREAT curler blowdrier and iron (for hair of course.)
The quality of the info is what keeps me on this site, thanks!
Wish You a Merry Christmas. :)
Howdy! Good thought, but will this genuinely work?